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Pay your tickets online! Kansas Court Payments. Oddly enough the link on the back of the ticket is incorrect! Surprise!

Election Information: CHECK YOUR VOTER STATUS HERE!
Click here for Early Voting times and places

Register to vote! if you haven't already: Register ONLINE!
Check your registration status here: https://myvoteinfo.voteks.org/
Novel Corona Virus 2019 (not the 19th strain)
Check the World Health Organization website.
It's not fake news, it was not a global scheme to get rid of trump, it is not Fauci's fault, but it IS here in Linn County!
Tax Information Weren't these things supposed to be cheaper? KS Tax FAQ (the official Kansas Tax Site has a lot of errors, not my fault.
Walking Trail Go for a walk on the new trail just South of the grade school in Mound City... but please, stop breaking the lights!
Events Calendar: The Linn County site only has commish meetings, WIC Clinic, & immunizations on their calendar... Is this why people are moving away? Why are all the titles on their site "New Page 1"? The only events happen at the fair, click for their event calendar.

Acts of God: IRIS is now available in Linn County, KS. IRIS is the Immediate Response Information Service, sign up for this FREE service here!
LANDFILL FEES: The Linn County Commission has voted to begin charging for landfill use. Effective September 8, 2009, get your wallet out because charges now apply to all Construction & Demolition Debris accepted at the Linn County Construction & Demolition Landfill. Read More!
Worried about a tornado or other huge storm wiping you off the planet? NOAA provides this brochure to help save your sorry self... There are seminars at Bunker Hill in Mound City almost yearly on storm spotting, and what to do. Click HERE!
Guns & Hunting: Afraid that only criminals have a gun? Well, now you can tote a gun too! As long as you're not a felon... for $140 in fees and $100 for a lame safety course. Bring a mug shot of yourself and your fingerprints will also be taken, it's the same process as when you were last arrested. Of course, you will still be unarmed where criminals couldn't care less about the No Gun Zones, but that's what you get for being a law abiding citizen!
Click here for more information.
Speaking of killing things: Hunting & Fishing in Linn County
Concealed Carry While Kansas is an open carry state, you shouldn't do that, it frightens idiots and it's unnecessary. Get a license and some training! It's not hard, it's not too expensive, and you should just do it! https://ag.ks.gov/licensing/concealed-carry
The Housing Market is Booming here in Linn County!
The houses shown have been fixed or removed for the most part... so this site is doing its intended job, well one of its intended jobs... Population is also decreasing steadily as people flee the county like roaches when the light comes on.
MONEY! File your taxes online for a quick refund (or a quick gouge by Uncle Sam). Need a job? Few people want one, but KansasWorks will help you try to find a job, even if only a temporary job.
Paola Office: (913) 294-4178
Pittsburg Office: (620) 231-4250
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Their Website: http://www.kansasworks.com
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Main Street from who knows when...
not much has changed.
Main Street in Mound City, KS
  It's said that this little stone sign
was not cheap...
stupid sign


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